Wearing Clothing

There are few ways you can fuck up wearing clothing, but no doubt you need to learn them. Some rules (such as "White after Labor Day") do not really apply anymore, while some (No white socks with brown shoes) continue to live to this day. 

With that being said, these are just the general rules you need to know when picking out "what to wear":


• As mentioned above, No white socks with brown shoes. Just trust me on this one.
• Unless you are wearing formal or semiformal wear, do not tuck your shirt in ever.
• Do not wear your sweater around your hips, you will look gay.
• Do not wear a shirt and pants that match.
• Never wear a cell phone on your belt. That is geeky and stupid.
• Unless you're trying to scare o potential dates, do not wear a ring on the third (ring) nger on your left
hand. That's where marriage rings go.
• Unless you are on the beach or in a very relaxed setting, do not wear sandals.
• Keep leather shoes clean. Brown leather shoes are awesome and can be used for a ton of things, but they get dirty easily.
• This is obvious: No pocket protectors, suspenders, or basically anything stereotypically geeky.
• This is less obvious: Try to wear something other than a t-shirt and a pair of pants.
• I will personally kill you if you wear your baseball hat backwards.
• On the topic of hats, hats are to be worn sparingly, otherwise you'll look like a trucker.
• Belts should never be tighter than the pants you have on. Buy tight pants.
• Do not ever wear a Hawaiian shirt and a undershirt/tank top. You will look like an idiot.
• Sweatpants and sleepwear are only for exercise and sleeping, respectively. Girls and guys who think otherwise are ignorant.
• Wear what you're doing. If you're going on a date, dress semi-formal yet relaxed. If you're going to a concert, band t-shirts are acceptable (However, do not be the tool that shows up to a concert wearing a shirt for the band playing, that is fucking lame).
Just scale up or down depending on what you plan to do that day.